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#042Oct 23, 2026Corporate Jargon10 views

When ‘Alignment’ Means Waiting Until the Loudest Director Gets Tired

The room has heard every perspective twice. The decision is not closer, but the vocabulary is more synchronized.

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What they meanConsensus arrives the moment exhaustion becomes a stakeholder.
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